I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore.
The sign outside led me to wonder... just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore?
So I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help me.
I know I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked,
“Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding
Muslims and illegal aliens?”
The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Two engineers???
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A
woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said one, “but we
don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid
the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, “Twenty one feet, six
inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “A lot of good that does us. We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!”
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving in the United States Congress.
LOL.......good one.
Bless you child!! LOL
Wonderful.
Is that racist?
So funny!! (True story?)
Last night there was a significant event in Major League Baseball. At one of the games, a foul ball struck one of the carboard cut out fans located in the stands. The cut out was rushed to the hospital, but was pronounced dead due to Covid-19.