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To: Colonial35

Two engineers???
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A
woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said one, “but we
don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid
the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, “Twenty one feet, six
inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “A lot of good that does us. We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!”
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving in the United States Congress.


3 posted on 10/02/2020 8:16:06 AM PDT by Colonial35
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To: Colonial35

I have known a few of those engineers. They are called Aggies.


15 posted on 10/02/2020 8:34:22 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Colonial35

You meet two engineers. Do you know which one is extroverted and which one is not?

The extroverted one stares down at YOUR shoes......


36 posted on 10/02/2020 9:53:59 AM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it is still legal! And often.)
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