THE PARROT
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s
mouth was rude, obnoxious,and laced with profanity.John tried and tried
to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the
bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In
desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer.For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.
Then suddenly... there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and
said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic changein
his behavior, when the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
LOL.......
Good one. Never heard that one.
LOL!
I’d say in the case of these 5 rogue parrots, the visitors probably thought it was funny so they just started playing to the crowd.
Funny!
I don’t get it, but it’s early in the day, plus some jokes are regional.
OMG THANK YOU! I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!
Funny!