How does a 200 year old man feel ?
Popcorn???...who do you expect to ask these questions, Chris Wallace ???
“Look, here’s the thing. Trump, trump, trump.”
I wasn’t planning on watching the debate but given the media attention to Biden and how he answers things I thought to give this a go.
These are very juicy statements......I wonder how long it will take him to start babbling “ be deh be deh be deh like Porky Pig.
” That’s all folks!!”
I wasn’t planning on watching the debate but given the media attention to Biden and how he answers things I thought to give this a go.
These are very juicy statements......I wonder how long it will take him to start babbling “ be deh be deh be deh like Porky Pig.
” That’s all folks!!”
“Do you recall what you had for breakfast?”
“Do you know what today’s date is?”
“Can you tell me who is the President of the United States of America?”
I’m telling you:. Power outage, somewhere about 30-40 minutes in (about when Pedo Joe wanted his first break). It’s the only way they have left to give him a “legitimate” out.
Exactly ZERO of these questions will,be asked by the moderators.
Do you think Joe will show up?? or will they send a teleprompter in his place??
These are good questions. An earlier article listed 25 of the worst questions ever. They’d go right over the head of the average American midget brain.
He won’t be asked a single one of these.
Chrissy Wallace will keep things focused totally on Trump’s tax returns.
Biden: “That’s a distraction!”
I live in Spain, 6 hours ahead of EST, so I will be fast asleep when the debate starts. If fireworks occur I will get to see the highlights. If it’s a snoozefest I won’t waste a minute of my time.
I wouldn’t bother with the last one - too complicated.
THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME!!!!! TAKE ONE SIP IF: Trump says China virus Biden says come on man Trump's hair moves somehow inside with no wind Biden loses his train of thought Any candidate goes past their time limit Any candidate interrupts the moderator Any candidate interrupts their opponent Any candidate calls their opponent a liar Trump mentions China Biden mentions being Obama's VP Any candidate raises their hand Any candidate tells a 90 Second Story completely unrelated to the question Trump drinks water with both hands One of your friends on social media uses #debate #Debates2020 or #debatenight CHUG FOR 3 SECONDS IF: Biden starts his answer with here's the deal Trump says "Fake News"(you must yell fake news in your best Trump impersonation before drinking) Biden mispronounces Kamala Harris Trump says nobody has done this better than me to anything The word socialism is used The riots get brought up Any insult is used by either candidate directed at anyone Either candidate says they're going to bring the troops home( salute while drinking) Anytime a country is mentioned you've never heard of Biden says an incoherent sentence Trump says Maga/ Kag FINISH YOUR DRINK IF: Trump accepts blame for anything Biden falls asleep at the podium Trump and Biden get escorted off stage by Secret Service Biden calls Trump a lying dog face pony soldier Trump calls Biden sleepy Joe You change your vote based on the debate Trump mentions the wall Biden plays a song on his phone to entice voters Trump throws an absolute Zinger( example when Hillary said "it's a good thing that someone like Donald Trump is not in charge of the laws of this country" and he said "cause you'd be in jail" The moderator forcefully stops the candidate from talking Biden starts to tell a story about someone forgets his/her name and what they did Kids in cages is brought up despite both candidates being responsible for it A false covid-19 fact is used TAKE ONE SHOT IF: The candidates talk over each other so no one can understand Either candidates past is brought up by the other candidate Either candidate says how they're going to stop government spending The word racist is used A swear word has to be bleeped Either candidate mentions how they are going to stop covid-19 , wildfires, or the civil unrest A sexual assault allegation on either candidate is brought up Someone you're drinking with has to leave the room because they're upset about anything said The term assault rifle is used Any statistic is lied about or used falsely A candidate gets visibly upset CHUG FROM THE BOTTLE OF LIQUOR IF: If the moderator yells " shut up, shut the hell up The moderator calls either candidate out If the candidates get into a physical fight You decide your voting third party this year because both candidates are garbage Police have to use Force at a protest outside the debate Hall Trump starts sweating his spray tan off Biden nibbles are attempts to eat the microphone SPECIAL RULES: A tax cut is mentioned drink X% of your drink Tax the rich is mentioned determined which person of the drinking group has the most money in their wallet purse or pockets Everybody Must drink a total of 50% of their drink if nobody has cash on them everyone must go to the gas station after the debate buy a snack and a drink for a homeless person outside An attack ad is played during commercial break for either candidate you must drink and say why that candidate is bad Within 12 hours of the debate you see a trump supporter on social media make a video in his truck explaining Trump's answer take a shot Within 12 hours of the debate you see a Biden supporter on social media make a video in his room explaining Biden's answer take a shot Within 12 hours of the debate you see a libertarian quite possibly still drunk trashing both candidates begging you to vote Jo Jorgensen take a shot
Excellent! I would have added #18: “What did you have for breakfast today?”
Wasn’t he supposed to be in charge of billions of dollars for “shovel ready” jobs under 0bama, and we never got a report of where the money was spent. (I expect it was cash given to Iran, but would be a good question, IMO.)
If Wallace won’t ask them, Trump will find SOME way to bring them up.
His first debate against Hillary was a bomb. He had never done it before and really blew it.
By the third one, he had it nailed.
And since then, he’s had four years dealing with fast balls from the press.
He will do fine as long as he does not make any snarky, personal comments about Biden and his physical condition.
Biden’s answers: duh, duh, duh. but, but, but. err, err, err. I have no comment. I never said that. I never heard that. I don’t know Hillary Klinton. I have never heard of Burrrack Hussein Obammy. Russia? Who is Russia? China, where is China? I had a doctor’s appointment the day that meeting was held. I went to Colorado School of the MINDS, Mines, whichever. My favorite class in high school was study hall.