State Police: York County woman resisted arrest by claiming she was too overweight to walk, refusing to get off ground.

Fox Television 43 ^ | 09/28/2020 | Keith Schweigert

[L.A.Justice]

DELTA, Pa. — A York County woman is facing multiple charges, including resisting arrest, stemming from a domestic incident Sunday night in Peach Bottom Township, according to State Police.

Christina Marie Surette, 48, allegedly told troopers who showed up at her home to arrest her that she was unable to walk outside due to her weight and injuries sustained in a previous car accident. She allegedly refused to get out from a couch in the basement of her home, police say.

[L.A.Justice]

I would not recommend any guy to go on a date with this lady...

She slapped some guy's face when he threw away her drink...

[Chode]

hook a tow cable under it's arms and winch it out

[Leaning Right]

Is that TV show “Cops” still on? Because this would make a good episode for “Cops”. From the article:

Police eventually told her they would allow her to go back inside the home, at which point Surette stood and began walking toward the house, the complaint states.

When told she had been duped, and police actually wanted her to walk to their patrol car, Surette allegedly became irate, collapsed to the ground again, and refused to move.

[L.A.Justice]

I don’t think new episodes of COPS are being filmed...
Old COPS are on PLUTO TV...

[dragnet2]

Bet if she’d had an RPG she would have used it on him. Then a again I’m sure she’s a real pleasant lady come chow time. She probably just needed a snack and became cranky.

[coaster123]

“I would not recommend any guy to go on a date with this lady”

There could be three guy on a date with her in that picture.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Wake up bro - COPS was deemed politically incorrect and came to an end recently.

[glasseye]

Warm in the Winter...shady in the Summertime.

[chuckee]

“She allegedly refused to get out from a couch in the basement of her home...”

Sounds like your typical Democrat presidential candidate.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Peach Bottom, PA? How about “Wide Bottom, PA”?

[Saltmeat]

“She allegedly refused to get out from a couch in the basement of her home...”

Sounds like your typical Democrat presidential candidate.

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[lee martell]

Too bad the police didn’t have a pet Tarantula Spider in a little black box. They are mostly harmless, but look horrible.
“Down came a spider, who sat down beside her”
That should fuel her rockets!

[trebb]

When she was born, the doctor took one look and then slapped her mother...

[Joe 6-pack]

Police did a blood draw and she tested positive for gravy.

[Spirit of Liberty]

"Police attempted to help Surette walk outside, but she allegedly continued to fall to the ground, claiming she could not walk. Police say they eventually dragged her outside, using the bilco steps in the basement. They estimate it took 15 minutes to get her outside from the basement of the home."

I always heard this was true; now there's proof!

[Carriage Hill]

Ping.

[lightman]

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[lightman]

All that meat and couched potatoes.

[ConservativeInPA]

Fat bottom girls make the rockin’ world go round ... especially from Peach Bottom.

[JimRed]

Weighing 700 pounds has its advantages...