1 posted on
09/25/2020 6:46:34 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
2 posted on
09/25/2020 6:47:54 PM PDT by
Salamander
(The left screams out in pain as they stab you.)
To: BenLurkin
5 posted on
09/25/2020 6:53:25 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
To: BenLurkin
7 posted on
09/25/2020 6:57:47 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts.)
To: BenLurkin
Oh well.
Too bad. So sad.
To: BenLurkin
In other news, prison fire fighting crews have received volunteers in unprecedented numbers...
To: BenLurkin
She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides
On a pony she named Wildfire...
Among the funniest things I ever heard as a kid was this single played at 33 and 78rpms.
Horses aren’t that funny. Ponies are hilarious!
11 posted on
09/25/2020 7:01:56 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BenLurkin
The Spotted Owls are all stoned.
14 posted on
09/25/2020 7:08:23 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: BenLurkin
16 posted on
09/25/2020 7:10:56 PM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
To: BenLurkin
20 posted on
09/25/2020 7:37:57 PM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: BenLurkin
Goin' up, up, up
In a puff of smoke
And it ain't no joke...
24 posted on
09/25/2020 8:40:34 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(COVID infects the Democrat brain and makes them drunk with power.)
To: BenLurkin
I don’t like marijuana. Would hate to be downwind when fires destroy the plants.
25 posted on
09/25/2020 10:00:24 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: BenLurkin
Clearly they need to dump multiple plane loads of that nice red fire retardant on the marijuana plants to save them. That should solve the problem!
To: BenLurkin
27 posted on
09/26/2020 6:08:34 AM PDT by
Home-of-the-lazy-dog
("Leftists will stand before you and cut off their own head just to prove that they'll do it!")
To: BenLurkin
Liberals rushing to the area to get a free contact high.
28 posted on
09/26/2020 7:35:05 AM PDT by
Revolutionary
("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
To: BenLurkin
I’ve heard that the Emerald Triangle is a very ruthless and dangerous place.
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