Brown bear breaks into Alaska Zoo, kills alpaca named Caesar

Anchorage Daily News ^ | 9/23/20 | Anchorage Daily News

[Rebelbase]

Only in 2020 do bears break into zoos.

[Rebelbase]

Excerpted per FR guidelines.

[EEGator]

Et tu, Brute?...

[DIRTYSECRET]

Couldn’t find a white girlfriend. No polar bears?

[EEGator]

Polar bear females are wiser than White women.

[BunnySlippers]

Why?

[No.6]

Et tu, ursus?

(FTFY)

[EEGator]

Gratias tibi

[Rebelbase]

Because it was hungry?

[Dr. Sivana]

Smarter than the average bear.

[TealsGuy17]

oh god, not again, does this mean we are going to have another riot? even before the hearing?

[BunnySlippers]

Yeah....but its easier to go to for fast food than break into the zoo. I’ve tried!

[Reno89519]

Everyone’s got to eat, even bears.

[csvset]

I’m guessing the bear had never seen an Alpaca, let alone smelled one. The bear thought , this stinky mountain goat is just asking for it.

[Sacajaweau]

Heard he used a bobby pin on the lock.

[Ken H]

“Beware that last week in September.”

[Redcitizen]

Did the bear have a Caesar salad to go with the Alpaca main course?

[rfp1234]

Who can bear the Ides of September?

“I have not come to praise Caesar, just to eat him”.

[Celtic Conservative]

Et Tu, Yogi?

CC

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I guess Caesar couldn’t bear his betrayer’s attack.