Have your ashes shipped to me. I know a guy with a 4 Pound Whitworth Rifle. He’d be more than happy to send you off in style.
Hell, I’ll light the fuse.
May that day be far off.
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Yarp, I have a few things left on my bucket list I want to get to first. But a Whitworth blunderbuss? Hell, I had an ancestor on my mother’s side fight for the Union. I want you to wheel an old field artillery cannon to Devil’s Den and give me a proper launch into Infinity. You know - it’s a matter of family pride here. *BA-ZOOM* LOL