Yarp, I have a few things left on my bucket list I want to get to first. But a Whitworth blunderbuss? Hell, I had an ancestor on my mother’s side fight for the Union. I want you to wheel an old field artillery cannon to Devil’s Den and give me a proper launch into Infinity. You know - it’s a matter of family pride here. *BA-ZOOM* LOL
“But a Whitworth blunderbuss?”
Look it up. A FOUR POUND rifle. As in the projectile weighs FOUR POUNDS. The damn thing is the size of a Buick and has a range of 4 miles or so. You don’t honestly think I’d send you off with something shoulder fired, do you?
What the Hell do you take me for? And here I thought we were friends and all...
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