LOL!
If President Trump found the cure for cancer, the headlines would read:
TRUMP ACTION LEAVES MILLIONS OF ONCOLOGISTS UNEMPLOYED!
Joke posted here on FR a while back.
A toddler manages to slip between the bars of the lion cage at the zoo.
As the lion is about to pounce on the small child, a man jumps in the cage, punches the lion on the nose, grabs the child and makes it out of the cage before the startled lion can react.
A reporter interviews the man at the zoo infirmary and notices the man has a MAGA hat and a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt.
The headline the following day read:
African immigrant assaulted and has lunch stolen by far-right, racist, Trump supporting, white supremacist.
Bless the Bee!!
I like how they have Pres. Trump’s speech patterns down, but not presented in a nasty way.
“It’s a distraction” - Nancy Pelosi’s eybrows.