"Well Impy, you phoned in the comedy skit last week, are you planning on doing better?"
Not really, no. Alexa give me somes ideas.
"Black Lives are endangered by police and other mean whites."
Alexa!! How dare you spread that propaganda!
"I'm sorry, Jeff Bezos is forcing me."
I can help you out, Alexa, Simon says BLM are terrorists.
"BLM are terrorists."
"HAHA wazzzzzzzzup honkeys!?!?!? I'm back and better than ever baby!!!!!"
Speak of the devil, it's our old pal Colon Crapernick! What are you going on about, no one signed you.
"I'm talking about Madden 2020 baby!!!! Check out my stats, I'm as good as Big Ben!!!! My litte homeys are pretending to play me in the Super Bowl as we speak!!!! Make believe is just as fun as the man's so called 'real life'!!!!"
"Hey Imp, I noticed you didn't post the full schedule. Is this an attempt to mollify us boycotters by claiming you aren't 'promoting' the games?"
"Honestly, I'm lazy as hell with this damn HTML, but are you mollified?"
"No! I think you're a doo-doo head!!"
1 posted on
09/15/2020 6:40:37 PM PDT by
Impy
To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
NFL LIVE THREAD PING, WEEK 2If you want on or off the ping list let me know
Pick contetest players get your picks in!!
2 posted on
09/15/2020 6:41:03 PM PDT by
Impy
(Thug Lives Splatter - China delenda est)
To: Impy
No longer watch the NLF. But I do have a question. Is it cheating to listen to it on the radio? Asking for a friend
3 posted on
09/15/2020 6:41:54 PM PDT by
tsowellfan
(https://twitter.com/cafenetamerica)
To: Impy
The Saints are going to clobber the Raiders.
To: Impy
I am taking a knee...in the garden.
8 posted on
09/15/2020 6:47:53 PM PDT by
2banana
(Common ground with islamic terrorists-they want to die for allah and we want to arrange the meeting)
To: Impy
If some players test positive for the kungflu, will the games be cancelled?
9 posted on
09/15/2020 6:51:52 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: Impy
I’m just here for Belly Button Girl and to place my bets as my choices are better when I don’t watch the games. Why buck a good thing’ Here goes:
Cincinnati over Cleveland.
Chicago over New York Giants
Dallas over Atlanta
Detroit at Green Bay over
Tennessee over Jacksonville
Minnesota over Indianapolis
Buffalo over Miami
San Francisco over New York Jets
Los Angeles Rams over Philadelphia
Pittsburgh over Denver
Carolina at Tampa Bay
Arizona over Washington
Kansas City over Los Angeles Chargers
Baltimore over Houston
Seattle over New England
New Orleans over Las Vegas
To: Impy
My picks for week 2...
Week 1---10-6
16 posted on
09/15/2020 7:22:48 PM PDT by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
To: Impy
I'm reading "The Turkey" by Flannery O'Connor while listening to "Street Life" by The Crusaders.
I don't think anybody has ever done that before.
Better than watching the kneeling sissies playing NFL football.
To: Impy
Cincinnati at Cleveland It would take 60 solar masses to create a black hole of suckiness to cross the entire state of Ohio. Or this football game would do it too. Is it possible to have negative ratings? Even the few fans in the stadium will bring their TVs to watch something else.
18 posted on
09/15/2020 7:29:10 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Impy
To: Impy
Well, this thread sure is posted in the style of Bender2!
Bender2, if you’re out there, hope you are back on your feet soon!
25 posted on
09/15/2020 7:58:11 PM PDT by
rlmorel
("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
To: Impy
Get better bed wetter, I mean bender...
Weak too
Cincinnati
New York Giants
Dallas
Green Bay
Tennessee
Minnesota
Buffalo
San Francisco
Los Angeles Rams
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Arizona
Kansas City
Baltimore
Seattle
New Orleans
26 posted on
09/15/2020 8:03:09 PM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
To: Impy
NFL loves cop killers...
I’m out
To: Impy
40 posted on
09/16/2020 7:22:49 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Impy
41 posted on
09/16/2020 7:27:03 AM PDT by
Exit148
To: Impy
Cincinnati at Cleveland - CLEVELAND
New York Giants at Chicago - NYG
Atlanta at Dallas - DALLAS
Detroit at Green Bay - GREEN BAY
Jacksonville at Tennessee - TENNESSEE
Minnesota at Indianapolis - MINNESOTA
Buffalo at Miami - BUFFALO
San Francisco at New York Jets - SAN FRANCISCO
Los Angeles Rams at Philadelphia - PHILADELPHIA
Denver at Pittsburgh - PITTSBURGH
Carolina at Tampa Bay - TAMPA BAY
Washington at Arizona - ARIZONA
Kansas City at Los Angeles Chargers - KANSAS CITY
Baltimore at Houston - BALTIMORE
New England at Seattle - SEATTLE
New Orleans at Las Vegas - NEW ORLEANS
To: Impy
RE: I don’t have any news about our friend Bender2 (Danny) and his recovery, keep him in your prayers!!!!!
Danny got the results from his procedure yesterday. A heart pump is not recommended at this time due to his lungs. They are giving Danny breathing treatments to help his lungs and the heart pump could be revisited with improvement in his lungs. I wish I had something better to report today - Carey Canada
49 posted on
09/16/2020 3:58:25 PM PDT by
big'ol_freeper
(If your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him. ~ Sun Tzu)
To: Impy
Anybody know a URL unauthorizedly streaming tonight's game so I can be sure to not accidentally type it in my browser?
55 posted on
09/17/2020 3:48:49 PM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Impy
Josh Allen QB rating for first half: 136.4
69 posted on
09/20/2020 12:15:02 PM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Impy
Justin Herbert and the Chargers leading the Chiefs!
77 posted on
09/20/2020 3:15:18 PM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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