:: I didn’t know Van Morrison was still alive ::
Yep.
He got away from that car-bomb in Dublin just in time.
Detonator malfunctioned on him.
He was quoted as sayin, “Fu*king heathen Chinee. Always selling us s*it.”
It took place at night, as I recall.
He was on a date, and looked up to the sky to see but a quarter moon.
Told the driver to stop and he and his date got out of the vehicle, after which he exclaimed,...
It’s a marvelous night for a Moondance
with the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance....
Then - BOOM - the car they had just exited blew up - real good!
This is my “just starting my coffee” sense of humor.
Why the hell would someone want to kill Van Morrison? He’s a musician, not a politician.