It took place at night, as I recall.
He was on a date, and looked up to the sky to see but a quarter moon.
Told the driver to stop and he and his date got out of the vehicle, after which he exclaimed,...
It’s a marvelous night for a Moondance
with the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance....
Then - BOOM - the car they had just exited blew up - real good!
This is my “just starting my coffee” sense of humor.