Burglars Beware
I will have my lawyer call 911.
Small print should read; "If you're lucky".
Neighbor’s got a sign on his door:
Burglars Beware
I will have my lawyer call 911.
Small print should read; “If you’re lucky”.
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I’m no lawyer, but it seems to me that signs of this sort could be misconstrued as “premeditation” under certain circumstances.
Kind of like putting a “beware of dog” sign up can prove that you knew your dog would chew little johnnies arm off...
Wife says, “I don’t get it.”
Cletus says, “A twist on Shoot, Call yer Lawyer and Shut-up.”
Wife says, “Clever”.
Cletus, nods silently.