Neighbor’s got a sign on his door:
Burglars Beware
I will have my lawyer call 911.
Small print should read; “If you’re lucky”.
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I’m no lawyer, but it seems to me that signs of this sort could be misconstrued as “premeditation” under certain circumstances.
Kind of like putting a “beware of dog” sign up can prove that you knew your dog would chew little johnnies arm off...
I have a sign that says beware of dog and I don’t have a dog!!! Whatever it takes to keep these LOSERS away!!!