Officials didn’t say whom the money belonged to or whether criminal charges would be filed.
THAT'S where I left it! Is it green with a bunch of numbers on it? Yeah, that's mine. Thanks for finding the stash. Silly me. Simply mistake. Won't happen again.
To: Libloather
Always check the cushions.
2 posted on
09/12/2020 4:40:33 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Libloather
THAT is why my ammo hasn’t arrived.
3 posted on
09/12/2020 4:41:04 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: dfwgator
They didn’t even have to search the other 11.
To: Libloather
I’m trilled when I find a quarter...or a pen...in the cushions.
6 posted on
09/12/2020 4:46:59 PM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
(Thanks To Biden Voters Oregon Is Now A Battleground State!)
To: Libloather
Paging Mr. Crockett, Mr. Tubbs, Mr. Crockett.......(*queue Jan Hammer synths*)
7 posted on
09/12/2020 4:47:03 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(When Alice Cooper said "School's out FOREVER!", I didn't take him to be a prophet.)
To: Libloather
In unrelated news, $491,280 was anonymously donated to the local police benevolent association.
8 posted on
09/12/2020 4:55:38 PM PDT by
FoxInSocks
("Hope is not a course of action." -- M. O'Neal, USMC)
To: Libloather
Glad to see some government employees actually doing a good job instead of the creeps we’ve been subjected to for the past 12 years - 8 (obozo years) and 4 (Trump years)...to be thoroughly weeded out after January 2021 when President Trump gets rid of the ones that he should have gotten rid of in 2017....
To: Libloather
“We found $500,000 in a chair. That $420,000 will certainly help with the budget shortfall. After all, $250,000 is a lot of money. Now, any ideas what the govt should do with the $100,000 we discovered?”
11 posted on
09/12/2020 5:25:57 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best SOTU ever!)
To: Libloather
These kind of things never happen to me.
I got some chairs and a love seat this week and all I found was a back ache.
12 posted on
09/12/2020 5:28:21 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: Libloather
Was it all in loose change?
To: Libloather
Hey! So that’s where I left it! Who do I call to get it back?
To: Libloather
What an odd number. check someones pockets for the other $720.00
15 posted on
09/12/2020 6:15:58 PM PDT by
Revel
Idiots — should have shipped 500,000 chairs.
16 posted on
09/12/2020 6:17:48 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(On Don't be a statist!)
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