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This cake 'shield' helps you blow out birthday candles without getting germs on the cake
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| Sep 8, 2020
| Zee Krstic
Posted on 09/08/2020 11:12:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Chickensoup
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posted on
09/09/2020 3:20:48 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(The left screams out in pain as they stab you.)
To: Sacajaweau
What’s that glow on the horizon?
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posted on
09/09/2020 4:03:28 AM PDT
by
Does so
(KYLE Rittenhouse neutralized three FELONS! ("Lefty" included).)
To: dp0622
LOL..I am not particularly germaphobic. The cake I passed on was for that office "talking spitter" that had personal hygiene issues.
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posted on
09/09/2020 4:14:46 AM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(These aren't my pants!)
To: reg45
Would have taken Monk 6 months to line up the candles. And if the Captain was 59....they'd have to wait until next year when it was an even number.
We all have a little Monk in us.
To: Sacajaweau
Monk had a pretty funny video about dealing with the Covid-19 thing. I told my kids “It’s pretty bad when your old man is pointing out all the errors in his handling of the virus!”
It is pretty funny though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4W2xmqjvx4
Skip to 2 minutes, lasts about 5 minutes.
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posted on
09/09/2020 4:22:53 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
To: nickcarraway
Anyone think of one of these?
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posted on
09/09/2020 4:25:44 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: nickcarraway
Really good for those relighting candles mu sister-in-law thinks are funny for her kids. Can I get a piece drom the bottom, far side of the cake furthest from the little saliva machine.
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posted on
09/09/2020 4:32:37 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Ann Archy
You’re not supposed to blow them out anymore. The proper way is to let the cake burn down.
To: 21twelve
Sure enjoyed that, thank you!
To: nickcarraway
I’m not worried about the COVID germs sprayed across the cake.
It’s the birthday celebratee’s slobber. Or worse, their chewing tobacco spittle.
“I’m on a diet. I’ll stick with a bowl of ice cream, please. Thank you.”
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posted on
09/09/2020 6:56:26 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: 21twelve
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posted on
09/09/2020 7:02:44 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: nickcarraway
Ha, ha, ha! I just dropped in to see the zombie rage. Both sides are getting downright funny on the issue.
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posted on
09/09/2020 7:11:39 AM PDT
by
familyop
( "Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy".)
To: nickcarraway
When I was a kid, or young, I never gave a thought to eating cake after the Birthday guy/gal blew over it. But now it sickens me. Crabby old one that I am!
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posted on
09/09/2020 7:23:51 AM PDT
by
Exit148
To: nickcarraway
Blowing on a cake does seem a little icky when you think about it. But about 99% of us have done it for decades and we’re still here.
Those mud pies weren’t lethal, either.
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posted on
09/09/2020 7:24:47 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(If 100% of us contracted this Covid Virus only 99.997% would be left to tell our story.)
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