Posted on 09/03/2020 12:04:30 PM PDT by Samuel Smiles
Greetings
Howdy from E. Tenn!
welcome!
Yes, the Dreaded Pirate Roberts!
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul to waste
And I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game, mm yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Oh, right
What’s my name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
BTW, if you pluralize your words using apostrophe’s, or if you suggest that “class actions” or having judges arrested for treason will solve all our issues, I’ll be on you like stink on a monkey. Other than those things, I’m pretty mellow
Big Welcome to you, Sam.
FreeRepublic is a great place and my favorite site.
As many said in different words, we have all kinds of people posting. Most are very warm with wonderful intentions. We also get our share of trolls and such. Just a heads up and don’t let them scare you off.
best introduction EVER !
“Well CRAP!... thats what i get for actually using the spell checker!... clicked on the wrong dam one :(”
Been there, done that!
>>> are you in chocolate malta or vanilla malta?
hehe... you forgot twisted
Welcome to FR.
We like to have fun as you can see.
laf. That certain Judge in Malta image was my first thought.
Welcome.
Right off I have some questions.
Living just south of Sicily do you have much or any Mafia activity there?
Being north of Libya, Tunisia and Algeria, do you see many of the folks fleeing to Europe?
How do you there think what will happen between Greece and Turkey?
Any rumors of any other countries gussying up to Israel besides U.A.E.?
Thanks
There will be more questions from folks as we go along.
Here in S.E. Florida, all is great. Hot and Humid typical summer cept for this virus. Good time for scuba diving and off shore fishing.
Also how is Malta doing with the virus?
Again, welcome and thanks.
I come her and LEARN.
Welcome. Hope your like your retirement in Malta. You won’t find a place on the web that have more people who love this great nation and will defend her against any threat.
That is hugh and series, and oh, the huge manatee!
I hope he didn’t ride a tank with a general’s rank
I’ve lost nearly 30 pounds since early April........
Ask and ye shall receive!!! (forgot we even had a lexicon)
Thanks Badger... and YES!.. there it is right there in the lexicon.... here is the link from “Beeber”:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1162751/posts
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