“I go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine. I’m talking about boneless chicken wings,” said Christensen.
About two weeks ago I went to one of our local restaurants and tried some of these monstrosities. They were just sliced chicken formed in a rectangular shape to mimic the real thing but they lacked both the actual fat content and any skin, making them just fried chicken tenders. Given their structure, there’s just no way to bone chicken wings and turn them into anything but shreds. Sorry, if you want the real thing you’re just going to have to get the real ones with bones.
