HAHA! I’d only tell this story to Freepers, but it is true. I divorced and remarried my hubby too. And I will NOT let him buy a gun because I always tell him: I’ll shoot you with it.
During these times of recent unrest we’ve discussed this issue. He proposed getting a shotgun. He said: you’ll never get me with the shotgun, not if we keep it locked up, unloaded, and the ammo in a separated locker. I’ll be able to stop you before you get all that together to shoot me.
We feel like we do need a weapon of self-defense in the house because communists.
But, then, he really aggravated me the the other day and I said: shotgun’s out!
Hey, whatever works!
Up to 1/4 of divorced couples reconnect some to remarry others to remain together.
“...shotgun’s out...” Ha! On Perry Mason, the typical State Exhibit A, is a common household item like a fireplace poker. Better get some sort of gun to fend off commies and thugs and assign a bike chain for hitting hubby.
I’ve heard of shotgun marriages before, but none quite like yours...