Posted on 08/28/2020 6:02:23 AM PDT by Colonial35
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level. So I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake.” Inspired by my story, the doctor said, “You must be some outdoorsman!” “No,” I replied, “I’m just a $hitty golfer.”
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