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1 posted on 08/25/2020 6:06:45 PM PDT by simpson96
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I’m sure there is no need to look.

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2 posted on 08/25/2020 6:07:50 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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Poor Impulse Control


3 posted on 08/25/2020 6:08:48 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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4 posted on 08/25/2020 6:09:33 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (Guide me, O thou great redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
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was armed with a knife as well as some vegetable oil.

Vegetable oil as a weapon?

6 posted on 08/25/2020 6:11:30 PM PDT by Rio
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12 posted on 08/25/2020 6:14:52 PM PDT by EEGator
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Why vegetable oil? It’s a Chinese restaurant. Is she too good to wield duck sauce as a weapon?


15 posted on 08/25/2020 6:19:24 PM PDT by chuckee
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“Ashley Road” in Charlotte...

While lotta Skiasias in that neck of the woods. That’s the type of territory Joe Biden wants to bring to YOUR neighborhood.


16 posted on 08/25/2020 6:19:48 PM PDT by moovova (https://therealjoe.com/)
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Whoever named her and her gets money from the Winter Travel Sports Bureau of Japan etal.

If she tats it or gets license plates the fee triples


17 posted on 08/25/2020 6:20:50 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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18 posted on 08/25/2020 6:22:45 PM PDT by datura
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The injured employee appears to be holding her own face.

I would hope she wasn't holding someone else's face. Where do they get their writers and editors?

20 posted on 08/25/2020 6:29:41 PM PDT by sport
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The injured employee appears to be holding her own face.

As opposed to somebody else's? Who writes like this?

21 posted on 08/25/2020 6:29:48 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Face masks are simply mouth diapers for liberals.)
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Good Lord! Her name sounds like a skin disease!


25 posted on 08/25/2020 6:42:47 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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With six, you get egg roll. With knife, you get six to ten.


26 posted on 08/25/2020 6:46:06 PM PDT by Rastus
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I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.......


28 posted on 08/25/2020 6:48:03 PM PDT by Castlebar
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Out of intellectual curiosity, how do you suppose that name is pronounced?
Sky-Asia, perhaps? Two demerits to anyone who answers "banner."
30 posted on 08/25/2020 6:49:19 PM PDT by stormhill
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Most of our finest citizens have low IQs, violent tendencies, and neck tattoos...
32 posted on 08/25/2020 7:19:03 PM PDT by zoomie92 (No need for pictures - or even the perp's name really....)
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But I want TWO from column ‘A’


33 posted on 08/25/2020 7:22:24 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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Well, now I am curious...what do you fight over on a Chinese menu?


36 posted on 08/25/2020 7:51:50 PM PDT by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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“I most apologize for not having your desired menu item. Might I suggest the Peking Glock, it has a most calming effect on the customer and is highly recommended in times of stress. It always works 99%. If you are the rare patron of which this does not give solace and calm we give free the 45 ACP lightly sauteed in gun oil. It always works since 1911. :)


40 posted on 08/25/2020 8:35:40 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughhneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION TO DIE FOR)
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See! MSG is bad!


42 posted on 08/25/2020 9:57:27 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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