Asteroid heading our way day before presidential election

NY Post ^ | 08/22/2020 | Isabel Vincent

[BenLurkin]

Works for me.

[Salamander]

Yep.

[firebrand]

You forgot the bubonic plague.

And the fog that turns you inside out.

[firebrand]

Can’t you hear the critics?

“You’re really going beyond the outrageous in that last year. Somebody call rewrite.”

[Hot Tabasco]

won’t most of that burn up in the earth’s atmosphere?

My worry is that it's made out of teflon........OMG!

[KarlInOhio]

I want a 2020 redo.

Year 2020 bingo stinks. Fortunately my year 2021 bingo card is normal with squares like B-1 and B-2.

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How in the Hell did ANTIFA take over a SAC base and get control of our nuclear bombers.

[JimRed]

6.5 feet in diameter...it will burn up on entry.

[Boomer]

...the chance of a direct impact less than 1%.

A greater chance than dying from covid. Yawn.

[FLT-bird]

6.5 feet? That’s the size of a washing machine. The earth gets hit by one that size about once a year. Its no big deal.

[cabbieguy]

I think you mean Harris-Biden ticket.

[cabbieguy]

3 gorges dam would be a direct hit.

[bitt]

[Bob Ireland]

Klaatu barada nikto

[Candor7]

The question is will this rod of God hit Nancifer Pelucifer’s California Cave or will it hit the Bidy Bye Basement?

Nancifer would be best, because Bye Bye Biden will take himself out.

Instant atomization has its appeal.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Why would he want to save the US from himself, be he a hemorrhoid or an ass-teroid?

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe it's just a bundler bringing harvested illegal alien ballots.

-PJ

[Fresh Wind]

When will they start naming meteors like they do with storms?

[goldbux]

When it passes through the black ChiCom-engineered bioweapon plague cloud, it will become the Sweet & Sour Meteor of Death.

[Axenolith]

2m won’t have any trouble getting through atmosphere buts it’s probably not going to get epic. Barringer crater in Arizona was caused by one about 50m diameter and 300k tons.

Kinda short notice but would be nice to park that sucker in orbit if metal.