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Official Drinking Game, "The Speech Joe Biden Has Been Preparing For His Entire Life" Edition
taibbi.substack.com ^ | 8/20/2020 | Matt Taibbi

Posted on 08/20/2020 3:38:01 PM PDT by bitt

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1 posted on 08/20/2020 3:38:01 PM PDT by bitt
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2 posted on 08/20/2020 3:38:17 PM PDT by bitt (IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON— Donald J. Trump)
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Biden says “systemic.”

Double drink when he mispronounces it "systematic."

3 posted on 08/20/2020 3:40:44 PM PDT by workerbee (==)
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Will Slow Joe be live or is it going to be Memorex? I suspect it will be taped. I wonder what the Vegas over / under will be on how many digital edits are made?Hollywood will earn their money tonight.


4 posted on 08/20/2020 3:44:54 PM PDT by DAC21
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Give yourself 20 points if your drinking causes you to race to the toilet.


5 posted on 08/20/2020 3:45:45 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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This will not be a live speech. It will be pre recoded and heavily edited.


6 posted on 08/20/2020 3:46:20 PM PDT by RayBob (If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my keyboard?)
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Take away 5 points if you mute it and do hip hop lip sync with Biden.


7 posted on 08/20/2020 3:47:30 PM PDT by bitt (IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON— Donald J. Trump)
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extra 10 points if you tape a kleenex over your teeth and maniacly grin every time he flashes his choppers.


8 posted on 08/20/2020 3:50:18 PM PDT by bitt (IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON— Donald J. Trump)
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We drink BEFORE, I hope.

Estimate how many gaffs he’ll make and chug that many shots as the CONvention starts?

I sure can’t watch it sober...uh uh...nope...


9 posted on 08/20/2020 3:50:36 PM PDT by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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It would be a hilarious You Tube video to do lip sync of Pro Quo Joe’s speech.


10 posted on 08/20/2020 3:51:55 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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It will be per-recorded. If you want to get drunk, just drink every time the video is spliced. I guarantee you’ll be passed out 5 minutes into it.


11 posted on 08/20/2020 3:52:49 PM PDT by JoSixChip (Its not about color, its about character.)
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Triple score each time he says, “Period!”


12 posted on 08/20/2020 3:53:43 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Trumptilla MOAB--Mother of All Boat Parades--Clearwater FL, 8-15-2020)
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Sleepy Joe will have help:


13 posted on 08/20/2020 3:54:36 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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Fun list! You’ve got him so pegged we’ll all be blitzed four minutes in. I’d add pandering and victimization, particularly on reparations and black lives matter. And I fully expect some garble on climate change #s and how many cases of Corona beer the US has come down with. Come on, man!


14 posted on 08/20/2020 3:54:46 PM PDT by Moonlighter
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Bad Lip Reading could have a blast with this

Be hard to beat Cruz saying “bogle for the glotch” though


15 posted on 08/20/2020 3:56:24 PM PDT by digger48
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“...just drink every time the video is spliced.”

Oh, boy. I’ll be passed out in the recliner. Better get a bowl to keep next to me...


16 posted on 08/20/2020 4:00:47 PM PDT by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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I’m sure he’ll have a high (as in count, not in substance use) viewership, but only because they’re wanting to see him go off the rails ‘live’.


17 posted on 08/20/2020 4:02:03 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (It's morning in America again!)
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It’ll be working man Joe lecturing us on equality for wimmins.

And he’ll claim to own firearms.

Gay

Ran

Teed


18 posted on 08/20/2020 4:09:46 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: bitt

Unite


19 posted on 08/20/2020 4:09:58 PM PDT by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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To: bitt

How much for a ‘come on man’?


20 posted on 08/20/2020 4:10:49 PM PDT by null and void (Quarantine the sick. Shield the vulnerable. Free everyone else!)
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