Biden: 'A Black Woman Will Become President Over My Dead Body'

Babylon Bee ^ | 08/13/2020 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

In a show of courage and leadership SloJoe may be tempting fate with this outburst.

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, that’s the plan.

[wally_bert]

President of a few hours. Days at most.

Heaven forbid pal Joey wins.

[lee martell]

Kammy thinks: “I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that.
Jill keeps tryin’ to trap me into blurting something out.
All in good time, Joey. All in good time!”

[LottieDah]

Be careful of what you say Joe. The “fates” are listening.

[cnsmom]

Biggest DemocratFuneral ever.

[freedumb2003]

BB treads ever closer to the line separating satire and reality.

No slam on BB, it is the left is a parody of itself.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’m not a woman, but I’m almost as black as Kamala Harris is.

[Bullish]

Harris and Biden...

Name two people who will never be president.

[twyn1]

Love the Babylon Bee! The clever, biting satire is so close to our bizarre reality these days, it’s hard to tell sometimes!

[Bullish]

Harris’s evil heart is as black as midnight.

[EC Washington]

Kammy can make her Boyfriend Gavin Newsome VP, we would have a double dose of California politics!

[Huskrrrr]

Many satirical posts become reality.

[a fool in paradise]

Damn, got me again, TBB

[depressed in 06]

Hiden’s words to the obvious.

[dfwgator]

That’s one way.

[bigbob]

Harris says “I’m not actually black, but whatever!”

[Robert357]

The level of satire at Babylon Bee is getting a bit harsh.

I can see a lot of “Woke” liberal folks wanting this article to be banned from Facebook and other social media outlets.

[SunkenCiv]

LOLOLOLOL! (Babylon Bee)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

1/21/2021 Biden assumes office

2/1/2021 Biden is rushed to Walter Reed where doctors try valiantly to revive him, but in vain.

2/1/2021 Kamala Harris is sworn in on the steps of AF1 (just so redesignated from AF2).

2/11/2021 Hillary is sworn in as VEEP.

2/13/2021 The NY Times prematurely publishes President Harris’s obituary.

2/14/2021 A tearful Hillary Clinton is sworn in as President, after a tragic accident involving AF1 and a mysterious drone, 35,000 feet above Chappaqua NY.