[MinorityRepublican]

I’m half black so how much do I get?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

What a cheapskate!

Why not a million, so they can all be millionaires for fifteen minutes before the piss it all away on bling, Escalades and hoes.

[Captain Peter Blood]

Only if that is the last thing ever done. They are on their own, no more white guilt or anything else. When they blow all that money nothing ever again.

[PubliusMM]

And, we are going to credit back the trillions we’ve pissed away on misguided, libturd social welfare programs, right?
That means the black community still owes the rest of us.

[CodeToad]

How about blacks pay for all the crimes they’ve committed and all the prisons we had to build?

[NonValueAdded]

And bill them for The Great Society.

[neverevergiveup]

Well, I want there to be a class action suit that recovers 90% of all tuition paid in the past 50 years - since the quality of education and the abilities of the faculty are nil - at best.

[shelterguy]

I suddenly identify as a black woman. Send me da money, yo.

[GnuThere]

Comma,La has to pay some of it since she has slave-owners in her past.

[A Navy Vet]

What is a black household? Who defines that?

[DPMD]

Any of these so-called BS eparations should come entirely from the democrat party for obvious historical reasons.

[Leaning Right]

I wish I would have known about this before I sent my census in. Then I would have self-identified as black. After all, I can really use $800,000.

I think I’ll contact the Census Bureau and ask for a new form.

[Hostage]

I just got a call from a cousin of a cousin who was told there was a black great great great great great uncle thrice removed with 45 grand babies of which one was a direct ancestor of my great great aunt twice removed.

Where’s my check?

[Mouton]

How about an IOU. Then GFY

[from occupied ga]

He can’t be much of an economist if he came up with this total drivel

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“once you have paid him the Danegeld/ You never get rid of the Dane.”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Would it be OK with him if I redirected what I supposedly owe to the Robert Woodson foundation, Urban CURE and Project 21 instead?

[datura]

I’ll gladly pay $1,000,000 for every slave that I have ever owned. Take it or leave it.

[Magnum44]

How do you say ‘kiss my white butt” in economist speak?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Paid upon repatriation to Africa, upon disembarking each will be paid in Zimbabwean dollars. No returns to the US at all.