Florida woman arrested for attacking dad who didn’t share his medical marijuana

NY Post ^ | 7/25/2020 | Vincent Barone

[simpson96]

She popped her pop in the privates — when he wouldn’t share a few puffs of pot.

A Florida woman was arrested on Thursday for allegedly attacking her father and trying to grab his genitals after he refused to let her smoke his medical marijuana, The Smoking Gun reports.

Dakota DiRienzo, 22, allegedly lit up with anger because her dad, Luigi, had been sharing his pot with pals but not with his own daughter, the outlet reported.

They came to blows at his trailer park home in the town of Sebastian, just north of Vero Beach, cops alleged.

“Dakota attacked Luigi by pulling him down to the ground, and by attempting to grab his genitals,” according to the criminal complaint.

DiRienzo was arrested for misdemeanor battery and released from county jail Friday afternoon on $1,000 bond

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

With all of the super hero shows around why hasn’t anybody came up with a Florida Man or Woman TV show? It could be just as good as the rest of the inane dribble on now.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I wonder if his nickname was Bogie.

[BradyLS]

That’s a pretty good picture.

[Jyotishi]

A reality show, say, “Florida Women Gangs” may go well with a 12-pack.

[DAC21]

Once upon a time before the Lady grew into those shoulder pads......

[SaveFerris]

Allegedly, almost all active Americans appreciate about all alliteration always.

[Viking2002]

Yeah, but I like my women au naturel. Flaunt what God gave you. At least you know what you're getting in the morning when your eyes bat open. Coyote ugly is a bad scene, especially if you were wearing beer goggles the night before. Still, that whole thing with going after Pop's applesacks.............where does this chick fit on the Hot/Crazy Matrix, if anywhere?

[KevinB]

Yes, that’s her. Seems kind of not guilty to me.

[ripnbang]

Hairdressers and Strippers named Tiffany...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Great idea for an advertising campaign. Buy a 12 pack and get a free DVD or digital download of “Florida Women Gangs.”

Considering that minor networks are making their own shows these days them why not a beer company?

[TXnMA]

" Anyone have a picture?"

Here ya go...

...Guilty...

TXnMA
  

[DeplorableGirl]

Any man out there who wants that bat sh!t good luck! She’ll probably kill you.

[windcliff]

lol

[Viking2002]

.......and hairy Italian chicks named Dakota, aparently.

[Viking2002]

Her daddy probably found her as a wandering feral in the swamp as a child.

[from occupied ga]

Does not compute with”trailer park”

[martin_fierro]

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Hat tip to sunkenciv

[Vendome]

One night stand kinda guilty

[SunkenCiv]

*Nobody* does a ping message like you, my friend.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

One of the cashiers at my Food Lion has that name. She seems a lot more stable than this individual.

DANG!