Deceased cat gets voter registration application in mail

https://apnews.com ^ | July 11, 2020 | AP

[RomanSoldier19]

In a presidential election year, there

[RomanSoldier19]

[VAFreedom]

maybe all these time we should not rely on absentee ballots, was that overlooked?

[AustinBill]

Need better controls to ensure that only live cats get ballots.

[Paco]

The Secretary of State’s Office said the application did not come from its office and that third-party groups often use mailing lists to get names and addresses.

Well now, using third-party groups couldn't possibly cause any irregularities, now could it? /s

Interesting that they don't identify who those 3rd party groups are...

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Democats

[Tell It Right]

It’s a ruse to make you think your cat hasn’t already been loyally voting Dim since his death. LOL

[C210N]

Need better controls to ensure that only live cats get ballots.

Would be more Republican votes that way.

[GreenHornet]

In a related story, the cat is now among the finalists to be named as Joe Biden’s running mate.

[luvbach1]

The 0bomb was pushing for vote by mail when he was supposed to be eulogizing John Lewis.

[Boogieman]

This is dangerous. Cats are all freeloaders so you know they’ll vote socialist.

[eyeamok]

if you check the records, I bet Cody voted in every election for at least the last 12 years

[Texas resident]

Years ago when the postal service asked for votes on the Elvis stamp, we filled out a vote for the young Elvis in our cat’s name. She got all kinds of mail after that including a mail in ballot. Being a cat, she was indifferent to the election.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Somebody’s getting a Dead Cat Bounce in the polls...

[mewzilla]

Mine won’t get one.

He’s a Republicat.

[Red Badger]

Well, cats are usually conservative...............

[Texas resident]

The cat is smarter than Biden.

[Gay State Conservative]

Ten bucks says that John Lewis gets a “mail in ballot” in the mail....and Herman Caine doesn't.

[kaehurowing]

Only one application?

[kaehurowing]

This is dangerous. Cats are all freeloaders so you know they’ll vote socialist.

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All the cats I know are very anti-social so I doubt they’ll vote Socialist. They probably will vote Independent.

[political1]

I guess AP has turned off their comment section also.