Posted on 07/28/2020 9:49:39 AM PDT by sodpoodle
LOL!!
The lengths we go to to amuse ourselves.
They're coming to take you away, you know.
Put yer pants back on.
It was funny how anyone who listened to it would break out in laughter.;-)
It was funny how anyone who listened to it would break out in laughter.;-)
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When I was a child my family always spent a week at Ocean City, MD, and on the boardwalk was an amusement arcade with a large, glass-enclosed, animated “fat lady” laughing uncontrollably. This brings back pleasant memories of my sister and I standing in front of that laughing lady while laughing our heads off right along with her!
https://youtu.be/6kvraXCGxUI
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Thanks for sending this. The laugh is exactly as I recall it, but the laugher’s face at the beach was much chubbier. I’ll pass this on to my sister. She’ll love it!
There are some in California. You can see videos of them in motion if you search for Laffing Sal. They all look different.
They all look different.
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Thanks, I will check that!
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.
The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
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