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SATIRE HAMILTON, OH: TIRED MORGUE WORKER CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP
https://the-dailystar.com/ ^
| July 23, 2020
| Janice Ellsworth
Posted on 07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
An employee of a Hamilton, Ohio funeral home and cremation service died yesterday, after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers.
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KEYWORDS: cremation; fake; funeral; hoax; morgue; ohio; satire
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To: Beowulf9
TRUMP'S FAULT
To: Beowulf9
Glad to read the disclaimer. (Satire)
Icky way to go, were it to be true.
That said, there are online stories from wuhan about unfortunate chinese Virus-infected peeps being zipped into body bags and introduced to the ovens whilst still alive, kicking, and screaming.
Hoping this is a myth, but also hoping for a full investigation.
To: Beowulf9
Wow! First time I’ve heard of that way to die.
Hope he was a real sound sleeper.
To: tinyowl
Now that’s a BAD pun! LOL
To: Beowulf9
Remember, when cremating bodies always make sure they’re dead first.
I suggest hitting them with a shovel.
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:24:53 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /joke?)
To: READINABLUESTATE
To: Do_Tar
Youre gonna burn for that. Look. The guy falls asleep ... that's bad enough, but then he just starts smoking ... inside ... and every knows ... that smokin' leads to coffin. Now he probably urns for the old days when he was a wake.
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:25:26 PM PDT
by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: HIDEK6
No one cares who you are. Someday the joke will be on you.
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:26:35 PM PDT
by
coaster123
(Distrust everyone under 60.)
To: Bernard Marx
Then I made one that was even hearse.
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:29:01 PM PDT
by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:29:15 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: tinyowl
I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.
Now that is funny!
To: tinyowl
Pun avalanche!
No, not even an avalanche can save a pun post...
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:46:06 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
(US Media: "Every cop is a criminal; ALL the (non-'white') sinners saints!")
To: Beowulf9
This cheers me up,
A lot.
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:49:39 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(READ,,,Stanford Prison Experiment)
To: PghBaldy
54
posted on
07/25/2020 9:52:16 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: tinyowl
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posted on
07/25/2020 9:56:54 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(READ,,,Stanford Prison Experiment)
To: Beowulf9
Note to self: Never ever take a nap in a morgue.
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posted on
07/25/2020 10:02:14 PM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
To: tinyowl
“I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.”
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!!
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posted on
07/25/2020 10:03:47 PM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
To: Beowulf9
The website is satire. AKA fake news.
To: tinyowl
“if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired”
Hilarious! Made me laugh!
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posted on
07/25/2020 10:05:24 PM PDT
by
bluejean
(Living one day at a time in the national psych ward)
To: Beowulf9
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