Posted on 07/24/2020 11:59:13 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, " Murphy , I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat.
I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church.So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn 's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy , I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn 's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn 's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, he ?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
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Love your joke threads. We all need a smile sometimes. :-)
O’Roarke was walking down the street when he saw his friend, McGill coming toward him...
McGill was whistling a tune and jauntily marching along...
“McGill!!!” he cried out...”What’s gotten into ya??? You’ve been so downcaste and downtrodden lately and here you are happy as a lark!!!!”
McGill jst grinned and said, “Well, I’ve been reading those great jokes put forth by sodpoodle!!! I can’t help but cheer up!!!”
Women. The root of all evil.
Good one. :-)
“Women. The root of all evil.”
The little head downstairs - the root of all men’s troubles.
I feel loved;)
I feel loved;)
You should, you do a great service to FREEPERS with your humor. Thank you.
VBG... ;^)
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and order a pint of beer each. Right after they’ve been served, three flies come and each of them land in one of the glasses.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.
The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he takes out the fly and takes a big sip of beer.
The Irishman looks most irritated of all, reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers while yelling: “spit it out, you bastard, spit it out!”
Adam just listened to his wife.
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