New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of Schedule

The Babylon Bee ^ | July 21, 2020

[avenir]

Okay, that is satire. I didn’t know if it was still possible. Lol.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahaha that headline just made me burst out in laughter when I saw it!

Those people have talent. The Onion was great too (They either got stale or some of their people went to the Babylon Bee!) and my absolute favorite one was this:

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

In the video, the doctor who will be euthanizing her is talking to a news crew:

"We give her one painless injection, and that's it...Her eyes my flutter a little bit, and she may murmur “are you for real killing me right now?” but then her struggle will be over."

[rlmorel]

Go away. ‘Baitin.

[Grampa Dave]

[rlmorel]

Those people have real talent, because it isn’t easy to do effective satire these days...

They seem to hit one out of the park nearly every other day!

[Mark17]

“Are we sure this is satire?”

It won’t be next week.

Whether it’s next week, or two weeks from now, eventually, the Clintons will get her, just like the “other president” got Joan Rivers, for what she said about them.
Why not try to video her now, and let her name names now, before she can be killed?

[metmom]

That’s really twisted, but it’s also really funny.

[metmom]

They are in rare form this week.

There are plenty of other good articles from them to post.

[rlmorel]

I don’t have kids, but I can easily see a parent who has a cellphone obsessed teen watching that and thinking it was hilarious...

It is obviously a tough base for satire, but I think it was right over the target, especially the eye-rolling...well cast.

[boatbums]

I’d imagine Ms. Maxwell has already planned some kind of “dead man’s switch” insurance policy in the event she is suicided. She’s had a good amount of time to gather all the incriminating evidence and it’s probably sitting with several trusted sources - with monetary rewards attached - ready to be published. So far the threat of that is working.

[a fool in paradise]

They got me

And apparently they got her too

[Songcraft]

(Here's some thread background music, for when the sad occasion comes along.)

"[S]He Was A Friend Of Mine" - Dave Van Ronk

[353FMG]

Must have startled the crap out of Ghislaine.

[Bob434]

DOH- headline got me- again- that waskally Babylon Beee lol

[The Mayor]

Almost had me, so much today is plausible and believable.

[bray]

Did Hillary write it?

[Mark17]

I’d imagine Ms. Maxwell has already planned some kind of “dead man’s switch” insurance policy in the event she is suicided.

Well, Ghislane might be called many things, but one thing she is NOT called, and that is stupid. I am sure she probably does have a dead man’s switch. (Is dead man’s switch a sexist term?)😁🤣🤣😊😀🤑 Nevertheless, she is still in danger. She appears to be totally convinced, that Epstein committed Arkancide, and she doesn’t want to experience it.

[ptsal]

Bkmk Ghislaine tuckedaway

[KittyKares]

Hahaha. I fell for it for a minute. The headline was too believable.

[metmom]

I’ve had one daughter who has responded in such manner as that girl on occasion, with the starting to speak, sighing, and eye rolling.

You just want to smack them upside the head.