The “super-genius” would never have thought about this. :)
Next we are gonna here “This is Kim Kardasian we are on the 405 in my G wagon and Kanye has a gun to his head “
This guy will do anything for attention and is rapidly becoming a joke.
Which means all his efforts to get on presidential ballots are null and void??
does he wear a dress?
Damn. He needs a finishing school. Come on Allen West, hook him up.
Damn. He needs a finishing school. Come on Allen West, hook him up.
Is this a joke.
Babylon Bee???
Son’s name is going to change to “Raising Kanye”
How’d you get away with not posting a source, huh?
True story:
Conway Twitty, back in 1972 had a really nice blingy house in a place near South Walker and 104th street in Oklahoma City.
Complete with a recording studio equipped with a double bass trap drum set.
A buddy of mine, who was a drummer, got invited into the recording studio on some social pretext, whereupon he seated himself on the throne of the drum set and then promptly mispronounced Mr. Twitty’s name... And was emphatically asked to leave.
If you’re out there lurking after all these years you know who you are and you know who I am... :)
Bi-polars can be very entertaining when they go off their meds. At least for a little while.
“It’s Only Make Believe”
"I'm Alright" - Kanye Loggins
When and why did Kanye integrate Wyoming?
Jesus Walks
Yo, we at war
We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me) with me, with me, with me [fades]
You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless (niggas) might snatch your necklace
And next these (niggas) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (niggas) who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!
Try to catch it Uhhhh! It’s kinda hard
Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying, “We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
Huh? Y’all eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?
We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My mamma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well mamma I know I act a fool
But I’ll be gone ‘til November I got packs to move I Hope
[Hook 2x]
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
(Jesus walks)
And I don’t think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I’m afraid because we ain’t spoke in so long
To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers
(Jesus walks with them)
To the victims of Welfare for we living in hell here hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them)
Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cause we’re the almost nearly extinct
We rappers are role models we rap we don’t think
I ain’t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I’m just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that’s the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won’t get played Huh?
Well if this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I’m dreaming about
Next time I’m in the club everybody screaming out
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
(Jesus walks)
And I don’t thing there’s nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me... fades)
I want to talk to God but I’m afraid because we ain’t spoke in so long
I thought this was the Babylon Bee! Life is just getting too confusing!