Posted on 07/22/2020 6:19:49 PM PDT by GaltMeister
Saw this on another board, thought Freepers would enjoy the laugh LOL
Bi-polars can be very entertaining when they go off their meds. At least for a little while.
I posted before I read the rest.
“True story:
Conway Twitty, back in 1972 had a really nice blingy house in a place near South Walker and 104th street in Oklahoma City.”
I never met Conway, but had the pleasure of meeting John Hughey, his steel player, a couple of times. What a great guy, and iconic player!
He went on to back Vince Gill for years - listen to “Look At Us” - THAT is John Hughey!
When I met him he asked me where I was from, I said ‘ a little town called Millington, north of Memphis’
He said he had been there, he played a bar there many times with Harold before he became Conway. A little bar on the highway, all he could remember were a bunch of military guys there LOL. Ya, we are a military town.
A super nice guy, and great pedal steel talent. One of a kind, glad Vince picked him up!
But hey, the whole joke and punchline is in the title, thought a good laugh was in order :-D
“It’s Only Make Believe”
““How’d you get away with not posting a source, huh?”
Not a required field.”
It’s also humor - just the idea of Kanye releasing a country album should give it away :-D
Have a laugh and share it - and who knows, maybe he WILL record a country album! LOL
If this ‘disorder’ is real and not street theater, Kayne seems on his way to become the next Phil Spector, crazy jail hair, and all. He should be kept away from guns right now.
"I'm Alright" - Kanye Loggins
When and why did Kanye integrate Wyoming?
i feel nausea everytime i see that guy
“And, for all those folks who think that Kanye has gone totally, bat-squat crazy, Kanye has decided to change his name again, and is going to release this song:
“I’m Alright” - Kanye Loggins”
If he finds the right groove, he will have a huge hit! LMAO
Jesus Walks
Yo, we at war
We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me) with me, with me, with me [fades]
You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless (niggas) might snatch your necklace
And next these (niggas) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (niggas) who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!
Try to catch it Uhhhh! It’s kinda hard
Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying, “We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
Huh? Y’all eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?
We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My mamma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well mamma I know I act a fool
But I’ll be gone ‘til November I got packs to move I Hope
[Hook 2x]
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
(Jesus walks)
And I don’t think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I’m afraid because we ain’t spoke in so long
To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers
(Jesus walks with them)
To the victims of Welfare for we living in hell here hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them)
Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cause we’re the almost nearly extinct
We rappers are role models we rap we don’t think
I ain’t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I’m just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that’s the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won’t get played Huh?
Well if this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I’m dreaming about
Next time I’m in the club everybody screaming out
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
(Jesus walks)
And I don’t thing there’s nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me... fades)
I want to talk to God but I’m afraid because we ain’t spoke in so long
I thought this was the Babylon Bee! Life is just getting too confusing!
I believe it.
The country is so crazy right now, this story sounds believable.
Kanye Twitter?
His name is already West. He could make western music, yodeling, references to cattle and all.
He could start with a remake of “The Cattle Call”
(Eddy Arnold). ;)
I think this is probably a joke. Otheriwse the post wouldn’t be a vanity.
So, I’m sitting in a bar called the Subway Inn on 59th street and Lex , which no longer exists because the lost their lease, but that’s another story, after work. It was a dive bar, just steps away from the the entrance to the 4/5/6/R/N trains. (Great bar, though)
So, they usually played head banging metal music,which I didn’t care for.
One day I go in there and I hear a song. I’m like who the hell is this? This is effin genius!
The Bartender goes, oh that’s Kanye West.
I’m like, who the hell is Kanye West? This was about 8-10 years ago.
His wife would call him by saying, “Here Kwitty, Kwitty”.
Conway, please forget me!!
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