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To: Veto!

I just ate a battery.


5 posted on 07/19/2020 2:04:40 PM PDT by dp0622 (Trump!!)
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To: dp0622

LOL, that will do it/


7 posted on 07/19/2020 2:08:56 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: dp0622

How did it taste?


10 posted on 07/19/2020 2:12:16 PM PDT by crz
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To: dp0622

LMAO! Well played!


13 posted on 07/19/2020 2:16:16 PM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: dp0622

How many volts do you recommend?


15 posted on 07/19/2020 2:18:04 PM PDT by sanjuanbob
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To: dp0622

“I just ate a battery.”

A handful of pennies is easier to swallow.

Lol!


21 posted on 07/19/2020 2:27:33 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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To: dp0622

Hey, if it was an A, AA, C or D battery then that is a smart move. They say those vitamins are good for you.


25 posted on 07/19/2020 2:36:26 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: dp0622

You could have simply licked a galvanized trash can.


50 posted on 07/19/2020 3:53:49 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: dp0622

They are more effective as a suppository.


57 posted on 07/19/2020 4:14:19 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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To: dp0622

LOL!


69 posted on 07/20/2020 7:49:17 AM PDT by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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