Posted on 07/17/2020 5:39:15 AM PDT by devane617
“Her brother’s sex doll. Which makes it even sicker.”
Ewwww!
Yeah, that cranks the perv factor up exponentially.
And I was thinking Hollyweird had reached peak perversity. :(
Nope. Just a colorful imagination.
Makes me think of a scene from Boardwalk Empire where the current and future mistresses of the lead character were being catty with each other in a local dress hop.
Mistress 1: “I can make him do whatever I want. I just have to let him have this.” (as she points downward).
Mistress 2: “When I was a wee lass in Ireland, me sister and I would go to the county fair every year. There was an old man there with a chicken whom he had taught to peck out ‘Old McDonald Had a Farm’ on the piano he brought with him. It was very clever and we were impressed. The next year, we went to the fair and the man had the same chicken pecking out the same song. After a few more years, we just laughed at him with pity because he still had the same act with the same old hen.”
Mistress 1: “So what’s your point?”
Mistress 2: “Well perhaps your cunny isn’t quite the attraction it once was.”
At least the sex doll doesn’t get all emotional when she gets dumped.
Yes...yes...one bag of M&Ms was waaay plenty enough.
Ahmed went rushing up to his Imam and said "I was walking by the train tracks last night and ran into the prettiest woman. I took her home and we made love in all the ways Allah permits!"
Imam: "Wonderful! Her face must rival the beauty of the full moon."
Ahmed: "I do not know. I never found her head!"
Try this one....
Ahmed went rushing up to his Imam and said “I was making love to my girlfriend last night when her mother walked in on us. It was awkward.”
Imam: “Oh dear. What did she say?”
Achmed: “BAAAAaaaa.”
HAAAAhahaha! Good one. Ahmed’s one zany guy but I’m not laughing my head off. Oh wait...
They made the rookie give it mouth-to-mouth.
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