[ConservativeStatement]

Hmmm. Kapernick?

Or something scurrilous involving women, drugs or something a bit more revealing.

[PGR88]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score—We want a lot more!
Beat ‘em, Swamp ‘em,
Touchdown! — Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on ‘Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!
Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

[kaehurowing]

If it’s by WaPo it will start, “Six former and current government unnamed officials have told WaPo that: [Insert fabricated message here].

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They are going to keep the "Redskins" part and drop the Washington DC?

[Songcraft]

They're moving to Communist China.   From now on, they're going to be called the "Red China Yellowskins".

[11th_VA]

- Dan Snyder was the first NFL owner to charge fans to visit training camps

- Dan Snyder got an exclusive Redskins Mastercard, and told fans they could only pay for season tickets with a Redskins Master card

- Dan Snyder erected a fence around FEDEX Field so fans had to pay $60 to park in HIS Parking Lot, or they would have to walk 1/2 mile around to get in the entrance

Not sure I could be shocked anymore ...

[JBW1949]

It’s out!!!!!!!

They are moving the team to Gulfport, Mississippi...

They are going to be named the “Gulfport Guppies”....

YAAAAYYYYYYYYY, GUPPIES!!!!!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Put me in coach, put me in.

[alternatives?]

Given it’s Washington.

Could it be the Russians?

[nevergore]

Renaming the team the Washington Crackers?

[Romulus]

They’re moving to Oklahoma. Which means “red skin”.

[Rocky]

Get your umbrella out. There’s a Twitter storm headed our way.

[RayChuang88]

I think WaPo has been talking to both Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon, former WaPo staffers (and best known as the co-hosts of ESPN's Pardon the Interruption) with a lot of connections to the DC sports scene, about the innumerable issues plaguing the Redskins. And believe me, there's a lot, to say the least.

[EC Washington]

“expert” on the Radio this morning said it is an IRS issue - Big time Tax games.

[TalBlack]

To its core?

Hmmm, they must all be fags, or klansmen or one of them said he ain’t buying no BLM t-shirt...or something like that...

[bobby.223]

Preston Marshall back from the dead to be the owner again?

[Texas resident]

They are going to become the Omaha Redskins.

[BushCountry]

Cheerleaders were always the sexual playthings of the players and owners. I knew a Miami Dolphins & Heat Cheerleader (early 90s) told me stories of her sexual conquests of players and how they did lines of coke off of her belly.

Massive drug and sex parties were the norm.

[Palio di Siena]

I think it’s already been choreographed-
Snyder goes down for tax evasion or using racial slurs or trafficking cheerleaders.
He gets replaced by a black ownership group.
Snyder gets a multi billion buyout.
Snyder hangs out on his mega yacht.

[ronniesgal]

Epstein???

[central_va]

They’re going to win a few games?