If only he’d called them that!
I’m trying to think of a devastating reply if someone says anything to me.
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"I see they're making you act like you're saving me from
your virus. Stand back just a moment to keep the Karens
happy, while I put back on this, stuffy, germ filled,
useless mask."
...while whipping out my mask, and displaying,
er, waving it around to un-dampen it some more...
"They get damp under use, and hold in more CO2, making people
act stupid, and us older people can't go as far masked..."
"And the germs they collect... D@mn." *Pointedly waving your mask
AWAY from you and "Karen"...*
"Science done in the last pandemic showed that outside
a hospital setting masks tend to do do more harm to
people in general, than good."
"And all the "Karens" and "Chads" just love it. "
"I swear, they want all us old people to obey or die."
"And It's censorship against smiles and getting close
enough to whisper among ourselves about all this madness,
I tell ya!"
*Sniffing my mask*...
"Ew, this is just not ready for reuse."
"You best stay over there, or the contact tracing Karens
will be after us both! Who knows what it sucked in from
that Karen that was sputtering all over me before.
Ya get too close to them "Karens" and they get all
apoplectic, like. Good thing the lord gave us immune systems, eh?
Well that's one way to keep it exercised, I suppose."
"Now, what were you saying?"
"I lost my hearing aid, taking the mask off to get some air, earlier."
"You're going to have to scream it louder."
...Now for the store Flash Mob ending...
*My Anon friend "Karen" stops, blinks,
yanks off her mask and looks at it.*
"This d@mn thing has been making me into an insufferable "Karen"!
"What?" says I...
*Mask Drop* *Screams: "This d@mn thing has been making me
into an insufferable "Karen"! "I'm so sorry!"
*Opens Arms*, *Hugs*,
*Random "Me Too's!* *Nearby masks flying*
*Applause* *Hugs all around* "OK, there's probably a
complaint of "Karens" calling a crew of "Chads" on us, we all best be going...
*Random departing whistling / humming "Mine Eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of The Lord...*
~Easy
I suspect there are husband wife teams among you that
would make pretty good "Flash Mobs" of two. ;-)