Or they could go with the original...
Or they could go with the original...
The best humor usually is
It used to be that this sort of humor was applauded in a won’t-get-me-down or this-too-will-pass kind of way. The rona is currently on a path to be as deadly as the Hong Kong Flu outbreak of 1970 (IIRC). Shutting down and masking up was the last thing on anyone’s mind. People have lost their sense of humor.
I would go for something like a pinata-style cake or ice cream cake. If it was really elaborate, a baked Alaska cake, with a hard frozen ice cream ball center, then a cake exterior, and finally a meringue icing with edible corona bits plugged in, all hanging from a wench device on a tripod.
DR. BARRETT FOUND THE SILVER BULLET FOR COVID RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES!
Some folk died needlessly? BIG DEAL! Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few (score thousand) eggs, right?
If what you learn in the next half hour fails to make you very, very angry, see if you can fog a mirror. And, if you’re a Democrat, when you’re done, you’re STILL a Democrat, get a CAT scan of your head. See that tiny little BB thing on the monitor? Your brain!
Please share the “good news” far and wide!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSDdwN2Xcg&feature=youtu.be
I once sat next to a Nazi supporter at a rally in Brentwood, Md. ( I was undercover.It’s sponsor was an avowed American Nazi and he had someone in a beautiful Emerald Green cloak and Lavender Hood, or vice versa, as his co-sponsor speaker. It was a rerun of a 1930’s German Nazi rally).
The guy I sat next to was about 6’6”, dressed in black motorcycle leather with studs and chains, who kept asking me about the chant “kill the Jews”. Being both Jewish and smart, I said, “Yes, anything you say”. Couldn’t take a chance on him having some communicable disease because his face looked like this dessert, as well as the Wash. Post group-goosestepping description of the virus as “the novel coronavirus, then NCV epidemic or NCV pandemic”.
As for the bat soup, it should be called “Wuhan Bat Flu Over the Chef’s Pot soup”. You want chopsticks with that?