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Supermarkets snub coconut goods picked by monkeys
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| 3 July 2020
Posted on 07/04/2020 8:29:13 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
I was always under the impression one was supposed to put the lime in the coconut.
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:20:18 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: the_daug
How to Climb a Coconut Tree
At the end of WWII, my career Navy father first made landfall in Hawaii, somewhere in the celebrations he fell down a coconut tree he was climbing, sustaining a serious injury to a very personal bit of the anatomy.
And I’m here to prove the Navy Docs did AOK on what was left.
To: a fool in paradise
“Untouched by human hands”Are these the monkeys who are prone to slinging their own poo at eat other? Well, that broke me of my lifelong obsession for German Chocolate Cake. Especially if the cocoa pickers are dung lobbers, too.
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:27:46 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If a really stupid person becomes senile......how can you tell?" - George Carlin)
To: P.O.E.
” one was supposed to put the lime in the coconut.”
Put the lime in the coconut and drink ‘em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, and you’ll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em bot’ up
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
To: DUMBGRUNT
Picking coconuts is dangerous! Every year there are people killed by falling coconuts. Besides, if they ban monkeys, growers will just turn to gorillas they will train to shake the tree until all the coconuts fall.
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:44:58 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil.")
To: DUMBGRUNT
That song always sounded like they were have too much fun recording it :)
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:45:34 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Viking2002
"Are these the monkeys who are prone to slinging their own poo at eat other?"You may be thinking of the overpopulated antifa monkey.
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:52:17 PM PDT
by
UnwashedPeasant
(Trump is solving the world's problems only to distract us from Russia.)
To: UnwashedPeasant
Well, that goes without saying. But at least the coconut and cocoa monkeys provide a beneficial service.
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posted on
07/04/2020 9:55:00 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If a really stupid person becomes senile......how can you tell?" - George Carlin)
To: DUMBGRUNT
International Brotherhood of Chimpanzees
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:16:53 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Father in Heaven, I trust in Your love.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Certified 100% Monkey Free
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:18:19 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Father in Heaven, I trust in Your love.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
So they want men to risk their lives climbing up these trees.
Got it.
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:18:54 PM PDT
by
LadyDoc
(liberals only love politically correct poor people)
To: jarwulf
Humans can only harvest one tree a day?
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:20:49 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Father in Heaven, I trust in Your love.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
And I’m here to prove the Navy Docs did AOK on what was left. . . .
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:21:39 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Father in Heaven, I trust in Your love.)
To: ClearCase_guy
“...The money’s is basketball. I’m just sayin’...”
Always wondered where the NBA got some of those class acts...just sayin’....
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:21:49 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
(Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
ABC... Always be climbing. The top coconut picker gets a new Cadillac. Second place gets a bunch of bananas. Third is sent to a Chinese restaurant.
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:22:30 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: DUMBGRUNT; Chode; All
basketball for the entertainment of tourists.They are more than welcome to take the nba for free.
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:28:28 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
To: ConservativeStatement
LOL
/stuck in my head, now
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:28:50 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Flying Colours....)
To: jimfree
Like the monkeys have anything else better to do.
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:29:13 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Flying Colours....)
To: Secret Agent Man
No worrying about rain, cold, food, predators...or your cannibalistic neighbor.
Sounds like a good gig for a monkey, to me.
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:31:00 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Flying Colours....)
To: DUMBGRUNT
LOL
/at least I’m not singing Shock The Monkey in my head anymore
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posted on
07/04/2020 10:31:51 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Flying Colours....)
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