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World’s Dumbest Robber! This Makes My Day!
Twitter ^ | July 2, 2020 | Anon

Posted on 07/02/2020 10:08:35 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

This is an absolutely hilarious video of two women in a convenience store who refuse to open the register for a robber. The women then leave the store and lock the door from the outside. The now-trapped crook realizes he is trapped and goes nuts trying to break out. The security bars on the windows foil him and finally the police come and nab him. All the while he is moaning that “I’m going to jail.”


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crook; dumb; dumbdumbdumb; lol
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. He should have stuck to rioting and looting.

It’s one of those that you will want to watch over and over.

Be sure your sound is turned on so you can enjoy the desperate thug’s anguish.

LOVE IT!

1 posted on 07/02/2020 10:08:35 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Thanks. Made my day!


2 posted on 07/02/2020 10:15:28 AM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Another bad decision that he’ll blame on someone else.


3 posted on 07/02/2020 10:17:38 AM PDT by econjack
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

They don’t end up in prison because they’re smart. He’ll be offered a sweet plea deal because prosecutors will be too lazy to charge him with the actual crimes he’s committed, and the Judge will more than likely give him a minimum sentence. I have no faith in the criminal justice system of this country having worked in the prison system for 25 years.


4 posted on 07/02/2020 10:20:59 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: SaveFerris

"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."

5 posted on 07/02/2020 10:21:48 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: mass55th

I pessimistically agree with everything you say.

Furthermore.... I’d bet the two clerks will be fired for failing to cooperate with the robber and for leaving their post and abandoning the store.


6 posted on 07/02/2020 10:24:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Where was this at?


7 posted on 07/02/2020 10:24:52 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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To: immadashell

“Thanks. Made my day!”

I should have saved this for tonight to spread the fun out. I’m still laughing at the lady getting kicked by the horse.


8 posted on 07/02/2020 10:25:18 AM PDT by dgbrown
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Now THAT is heartwarming! Just makes me feel good all over!

Of course, he will be out on the streets again within hours or less.


9 posted on 07/02/2020 10:25:44 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Too funny.

Have to watch later with sound. People who use the word “Bro” when talking to themselves...that is disturbing in its own way.


10 posted on 07/02/2020 10:27:11 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If he had been thinking (asking a lot), he would have spent his time finding a good place to hide the gun.


11 posted on 07/02/2020 10:33:38 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: dfwgator

Great movie!


12 posted on 07/02/2020 10:34:04 AM PDT by bwest
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The important thing is that he turned to God for help.


13 posted on 07/02/2020 10:34:43 AM PDT by Texas Eagle
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“Please? Please? I have nothing.”

-—between his ears.


14 posted on 07/02/2020 10:36:35 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
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To: Texas Eagle

Get used to being locked up, kid.


15 posted on 07/02/2020 10:43:30 AM PDT by wolfman
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To: Responsibility2nd
"Furthermore.... I’d bet the two clerks will be fired "

You make a good point. It wouldn't surprise me. We've seen it before.

That clerk that locked him in, deserves a medal. She was cool, and calm, and probably saved her life, and the life of that woman with the baby. I wouldn't want to go back to work there though. It's not worth the lousy wages to put my life in danger again.

16 posted on 07/02/2020 10:46:34 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: immadashell

https://youtu.be/Ghd02mTPRbg

Link to full video (7 minutes). Description has details on offender. Previously sentenced to12 years in 2015. Sentenced to 5 years for this offense from 2017. So 2017 plus 12 years = 2029 (minus time off for good behavior) if the two sentences run concurrently. If not, 2034? Over a decade in prison for a couple of cellphones.

The lady had a plan. Probably developed it after getting robbed a number of times.

(I’m assuming the ceiling and walls were also reinforced and that the robber already knew this because he made no attempt to breach them.)


17 posted on 07/02/2020 10:47:17 AM PDT by Captain Rhino (Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Well, now you have three square meals a day and a place to stay.


18 posted on 07/02/2020 10:47:32 AM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: bwest

what movie was that ??


19 posted on 07/02/2020 10:48:03 AM PDT by RaginRak
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I just love happy endings!


20 posted on 07/02/2020 10:54:27 AM PDT by ataDude (.)
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