[BenLurkin]

“wildlife in Yellowstone National Park are wild,”

Huh.

[ClearCase_guy]

Was this Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Because I’m pretty sure she’ll bounce back from this with no trouble.

[rktman]

Uh, yeah, buffalo will kill ya. Had a buddy that got badly mauled by one a few years back outside of Salt Lake City. Spent some time in the hospital recovering.

[kingu]

They should put a warning label on those bison in 8pt font that says ‘warning, if you can read this, you likely were gored by this animal.’

[xp38]

[Repeat Offender]

They say with age comes wisdom.

It took 72 years, but I bet she won't do that again......

[Meatspace]

Al Gore’s Fault.

[EEGator]

Great quote.
I was close to one, but on a raised and fenced platform.
They are huge. Rhinos are monsters too.

[OrangeHoof]

I blame the Disneyfication of America along with liberal inability to recognize reality. There are so many morons who think animals are “just like people” because they watched too much Disney crap.

[Billthedrill]

Nonsense. Bison, Grizzly Bear, and Mountain Lions are perfectly safe to be around if you gently rub them between the ears and sing "Imagine" to them.

That's what I tell my liberal friends, anyway.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Oh, come on. The worst they will do is steal your picnic basket.

[Popman]

One would think a 72 old woman would know not approach a bison several times...

I betcha she was a surprised the bison did not act like her kitty cat....

[Buckeye McFrog]

Park visitors must stay 25 yards away from all large animals in the park including bison, elk, bighorn sheep, deer, moose and coyotes, the release said. If people encounter bears and wolves they should stay 100 yards away.

Now THAT'S what I call Social Distancing.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Zoom lens is less expensive than medical care

[jeffc]

Stupid people doing stupid things winning stupid prizes...

[gov_bean_ counter]

Wildlife is wild

Who knew????

[BBQToadRibs]

North Dakotan here with several Bison ranches near us.

Considering male Bison range around 2,000 - 2,200 lbs you just give them wide berth. I’ve seen a male put his horns under a F-350 and tip it on it’s side because he wanted the hay in the truck bed.

[maddog55]

The buffalo was black and obviously racist against senior citizens. We must remove all statutes associated with buffalo and burn down Yellowstone National Park and make it a Buffalo Free Zone.

[crz]

How many of us who have visited that place have watched the dumb city slickers try to have their kids get closer to the bears while they take a picture of the cute cuddly teddy bear.

I have seen this first hand, not in Yellowstone but someplace else, where they have even tried to sit a kid on the back of a feeding bear.

[LeonardFMason]

Remember Grizzly Man?

He ended up Grizzly Breakfast?

Stay away from wild animals weighing between 500-1000lbs.

[PAR35]

“You don’t have to outrun the bison. You just have to outrun the 72 year old lady. “