[AndyJackson]

As a physicist who spent some time in the high energy physics community while at university I have to say this is hilarious.

You don't spend your nights with me
You don't go out with other girls either
You only love your collider.

And then the part where they use the Cray computer [yellow blue thing with benches] as a stage prop

[Jamestown1630]

My favorite engineer joke:

http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/engineersjokes/princessfrogjoke.html