With no public bathrooms, the Big Apple is now ‘the Big Toilet’

New York Post ^ | June 9, 2020 | Kirsten Fleming

[karpov]

Figuratively for some time, now literally.

[Night Hides Not]

NYC is truly now the “Paris of the West.”

[Mark]

Where are the poop maps?

[SamAdams76]

I feel bad for the women because they don’t have a convenient way to urinate in New York City.

[Fightin Whitey]

A lack of restrooms has left New Yorkers in a bind.

[Oscar in Batangas]

...And the San Francisco of the East

[RebelTXRose]

Dont folks use diapers on new years eve??

[Afterguard]

“.And the San Francisco of the East”

Hmmm... What is the common factor in these two once wonderful cities? What could it be....?

[Bonemaker]

San Francisco east.

[SamAdams76]

Yes, on New Year's Eve, street vendors in NYC will sell them. That's because once you get into the Time Square to see the ball drop, you are stuck there for many hours. Unless you want to lose your place. Once you leave the area, you get to the back of the line.

It's something that everybody should do once. But only once.

[Bonemaker]

Hover.

[Paladin2]

Drive-thru Beer Stores are now again legal?

[familyop]

"mainly a steady flow of revelers"

Common in tourist traps and cities occupied by the radical left. They don't produce goods of value.

[Bonemaker]

“Brittany Spano, 27, has seen the Big Apple’s robust social life return,...”

What in the actual F is a “robust social life”?

[Bonemaker]

“Drink windows selling to-go cocktails...”

Oh cool...you can spend $10 for a martini when it costs you a buck at home. Big City logic.

[chopperk]

CUOMO AND DE BLASIO ARE TRYING LIKE HELL TO FLUSH IT.

[Bubba_Leroy]

NYC should get an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for the world’s largest urinal.

[vigilante2]

They prefer to be like San Francisco

[bigbob]

If he was pulling down his pants to pee, he ain’t a real man.

[2banana]

Literally and figuratively.