Seems to me that if someone is involuntarily celibate, then losing their hand (and several fingers on the other hand), they're pretty much out of options.
1 posted on
06/06/2020 1:49:34 PM PDT by
Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki
He is one sick puppy.
He needs Jesus.
To: Teotwawki
you and he would be surprised at the number of ‘propositions’ this nut case receives from females, quite a few good looking ones.
3 posted on
06/06/2020 1:52:16 PM PDT by
robowombat
(Orthodox)
To: Teotwawki
I had to see if this was the bee.
Now he’s going to get it against his will.
5 posted on
06/06/2020 1:53:40 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: Teotwawki
6 posted on
06/06/2020 1:54:00 PM PDT by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: Teotwawki
So far so good, the explosives work!
8 posted on
06/06/2020 1:54:24 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(Just sit in your house until the food stops coming and then starve. You'll be safe.)
To: Teotwawki
Sometimes karma doesn’t wait for the next life.
To: Teotwawki
I went into this thinking it was another Florida Man story. Nope. Virginia.
To: Teotwawki
Asked how his love life was going he replied, Im holding my own.
To: Teotwawki
Well that just ruined his love life
To: Teotwawki
Well that’s somewhat Freudian, or is it just me?
13 posted on
06/06/2020 1:56:43 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: Teotwawki
One less hand to sin with.
To: Teotwawki
He couldn’t get hot cheerleaders so he had to settle for hot shrapnel.
A 23 year old planning any type of action on cheerleaders is disturbing by itself.
To: Teotwawki
16 posted on
06/06/2020 1:59:04 PM PDT by
ronniesgal
(so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
To: Teotwawki
Comments at the original article are funny too.
18 posted on
06/06/2020 2:00:39 PM PDT by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
To: Teotwawki
He survived the accident and his risk of going blind is much reduced.
20 posted on
06/06/2020 2:01:04 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Teotwawki
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Florida Man’s got competition!
24 posted on
06/06/2020 2:02:58 PM PDT by
FormerFRLurker
(Keep calm and vote your conscience.)
To: Teotwawki
25 posted on
06/06/2020 2:03:36 PM PDT by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
To: Teotwawki
I don’t understand. No matter how ugly or socially awkward he is, getting a prostitute is a better option than bombing cheerleaders.
27 posted on
06/06/2020 2:06:14 PM PDT by
SauronOfMordor
(A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
To: Teotwawki
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
28 posted on
06/06/2020 2:06:50 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can get free bookmarks at Washington County, UT, Library.)
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29 posted on
06/06/2020 2:09:34 PM PDT by
deport
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