Posted on 05/25/2020 6:53:11 PM PDT by Rebelbase
1967 US Navy film about what to do and not do with Brunettes.
“He didn’t want to be a Mr. Bungle.”
No mention of her sammich making abilities....sad.
All the liberal trucker-type gender-neutral juveniles think this movie is sexist.
This video and a boatload of other good ones can be found at Archive.org for free - if you’re not familiar, poke around and you’ll find all sorts of gems.
https://archive.org/details/feature_films
Is there a sequel for blondes? Redheads???
“Is there a sequel for blondes? Redheads???”
Most of them are actually brunettes.
If the result is edible then she is a sandwich maker par excellence and you should propose at once before some other man spots her and sweeps her away to make sandwiches for him.
Keep her talent under wraps to thwart attempts by local deli owners who have been known to kidnap innocent sandwich makers and chain them to the pastrami slicer where they toil endlessly creating delicious sandwiches for customers.
I remember seeing a film in high school that implied blonde girls were “easy” and would be more likely to give you VD.
Times have changed, but some things do not change that much.
Actually, they did another training film “Blondes Prefer Gentlemen”.
at the very end of taking all of that Official (albeit Unclassified) advice from the US Navy, the seaman still had the girl shut the door in his face
conclusion: don’t take advice from the US Navy, it doesn’t work
I watched this, and saw that it was easy to see I was raised by a Navy Officer and his Navy Wife...I still do all the good things.
Even though it is getting harder these days, I still do all those things. My wife teases me that I am a dinosaur, and I get strange looks when I offer my seat to a standing woman, though I still do anyway.
You and others on this thread might enjoy this link to a training video I was shown when I was in the Navy...I am sure any aviation ratings will remember it!
I forgot to add...if you are sqeamish, don’t watch the last ten seconds. Which is why it made such an impression so many sailors who watched it.
My hometown! Being raised at the Naval Academy it was good to see Colonial Cabs, the Capital Playhouse and the Officer’s Club!
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence
What is the mating call of blondes?
I am SOOO drunk!
What is the mating call of brunettes?
All the blondes have gone home!
In 1957 Navy boot camp they didn’t show any such film - to the best of my knowledge.
Now for OJT, Tijuana was a good warmup for a ‘green 17 yo’ and prepare his freshly turned 18 self for duty in Olongapo and Yokosuka and Sasebo and Taiwan and Okinawa and Hong Kong etc and by 1959 was on one of the first ships into Bangkok since ‘The War’.
I do remember that if Jr enlisted etc the ‘disease’ was clap while once committed to the Navy all those cases turned into Nonspecific urethritis or NSU.
If you’re expecting an egg and anchovy sandwich but it turns out to be just egg... Well.
Yes...of course! I suspect that film was only shown to midshipmen or officer candidates.
The “Man from LOX” video was made in the early seventies (I think)...it got plenty of commentary from us guys about wanting to meet the “Safety Officer” who would “have our ass” as referenced in the video...:)
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