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To: Rebelbase

No mention of her sammich making abilities....sad.


3 posted on 05/25/2020 7:02:04 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (COMDEMS would rather rule over a pile of ashes, than lose to Trump and REAL Americans)
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To: DCBryan1
To ascertain her sandwich making abilities ask her for an anchovy and egg sandwich.

If the result is edible then she is a sandwich maker par excellence and you should propose at once before some other man spots her and sweeps her away to make sandwiches for him.

Keep her talent under wraps to thwart attempts by local deli owners who have been known to kidnap innocent sandwich makers and chain them to the pastrami slicer where they toil endlessly creating delicious sandwiches for customers.

8 posted on 05/25/2020 7:14:13 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
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