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Safe Boating Tips (FReepers are Lousy Boaters)
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Posted on 05/25/2020 3:39:45 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator
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It's that time of year again. It is a phenomenon that FReepers are among the most astute people around, yet FReepers are such lousy boaters. And to all you weekend warriors, scurvy scoundrels, sunburned scallywags, assorted sea lubbers, pirates, buccaneers, privateers, and fly-over-country deplorables, pay attention to item #7. And yes, this is a re-post because it needs to be repeated.
To: VRW Conspirator
Green -> right -> going
Red -> right -> returning
To: VRW Conspirator
To: VRW Conspirator
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:45:11 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: VRW Conspirator
It’s not #7 that gets us. It’s #3. Common sense should have told me not to load every firearm I own and all of my ammo into such a small boat. I see that now - too late.
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:48:54 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: VRW Conspirator
If you have to bring a firearm, make sure said firearm is not tossed into the water
To: VRW Conspirator
To: VRW Conspirator
If we were good boaters, then how could we be expected to have lost all our firearms in that unfortunate canoe or boating accident when the thugs come around to confiscate?
Sorry sir. Ain’t got none. You see, it happened like this...
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:51:37 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: VRW Conspirator
As an avid boater, I thank you for this post. I am curious why you think FReepers are lousy boaters. Have you been “droning” me?
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:52:07 PM PDT
by
yeff
(Yuor biran has teh alibtiy to mkae oderr out of caohs)
To: VRW Conspirator
#11. Don’t forget to install the Stern Drain Plug before Launching Your Boat 🚣♂️
Petunia the Masked Pig of Justice.
And Yes She can Fly !!!
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:52:33 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
To: VRW Conspirator
Know what to do when a whale surfaces near you-— and you are in a little 3-seat row boat with a small motor.
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:54:51 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: VRW Conspirator
You don't need any of that stuff if you're only going out for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
To: VRW Conspirator
"FReepers for years saying they lost their firearms in an unfortunate boating accident."
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:58:17 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
To: VRW Conspirator
Guy I work for just bought his first ever boat. A 35 ft. powerboat. He’s never piloted a boat of any kind before.
I’m sure very expensive hilarity will ensue.
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:58:47 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
(The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
To: VRW Conspirator
And NEVER bring your entire gun collection on a boating trip.
More guns have been “lost” that way then by any other means.
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posted on
05/25/2020 3:58:51 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Who could have guessed the Communist Revolution would arrive disguised as the common cold?)
To: VRW Conspirator
Get Gov. Gretch the Wretch’s husband to move your boat launch queue position to the front of the line.
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posted on
05/25/2020 4:00:00 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: VRW Conspirator
I don’t see ANY gunz in that canoe...
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posted on
05/25/2020 4:01:25 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: HonkyTonkMan
POSH
Port out, starboard home.
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posted on
05/25/2020 4:07:16 PM PDT
by
coaster123
(Virus = First Plane Strikes Tower)
To: VRW Conspirator
No matter how prepared you may be, at some time in your seafaring career you will forget the plug. But don’t worry, you will do so only once.
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posted on
05/25/2020 4:07:41 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: VRW Conspirator
And, no matter how much they beg, don't take your boats for gun rides.
Never ends well.
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posted on
05/25/2020 4:08:40 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
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