Posted on 05/22/2020 6:02:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: “Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday 's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck : "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck : "Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: “Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
Yup...read a couple and the lightbulb said SOD...Luv Ya girl. Sac
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Here’s a poem;
Love yah Back
Sac!!!!
Here’s a poem;
Love yah Back
Sac!!!!
Brunswick, Georgia restaurant: The Wok and Roll
Savannah, Georgia laundry: Drop your pants here.
Dumb looks are still free!
Eschew Obfuscation
At a Chinese restaurant:
“We can wok your dog”
Savannah Georgia has a twisted sense of humor;) My ex-husband was born & raised there LOL!!!!!
Bookmark
At a restaurant in Corpus Christi...
Life in the fast lane is difficult for turtles!
Regards
alfa6 ;>}
On a Maternity Room door : “Push. Push. Push.”
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Now that’s clever!
Ha!
I install blinds. I drive the van. I'm bringing this to my boss. We're planning on having the van re-wrapped soon. I think this'd be great on the back!
Of course there is always Master Bait and Tackle. And in Keen Pa. Pho Keen Great. Restaurant
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