Posted on 05/21/2020 4:33:20 PM PDT by upchuck
Hat tip to Bill in Louisville for this CCPvirus humor.
* I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
* Ontario has banned groups larger than 5. If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!
* The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
* Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier. If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!
* Today’s Weather? Room temperature.
* 30 Days Hath September, April, June and November All the rest have 31 … except March which had 8000.
* Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. Now weed is legal and schools are closed … damn kids are livin’ the dream!
* This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!
* If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it. It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.
* After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside. I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them. Now I understand dogs.
* Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house: We’re losing money by the minute, cocktails are acceptable at any hour and nobody knows what time it is.
Nice!
I’m going have to steal the Jehovah’s Witness joke.
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Thanks needed a chuckle.
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Months are last week, this week and next week.
:) Me and my dog have caught a terminal case of cabin fever.
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